My Guaranteed Weight-Loss Program

NOTE: WHEN READING THIS POST, ASSUME YOUR MOST ANNOYING, QUICK-TALKING, ADVERTISING VOICE... you know the one I'm talking about.


Tired of trying to shed those last few pounds? Do you hate the way you look in a swimming suit? (This actually has nothing to do with how you look in a swimming suit, but it sounded good)

Stop dieting! And definitely stop exercising! If you really want to lose weight, you need to try our exclusive, proven method to get instant, pain-free results!
(While this program has not been approved by the FDA, or any other federal agency, any logical person would endorse it as a sure method for weight loss)

The pictures below are from a happy, satisfied customer, who obtained the dramatic results in less than an hour.

BEFORE:                                                       AFTER:

  

That's right... she lost those hard-to-lose couple of pounds in a matter of   minutes!!!

If you're looking for a weight-loss program that requires you to sit back and get a head massage in order to lose the weight, then this is the best option on the market. With economic times like these, you can't afford to waste your time and money on exercise machines, diet pills, or celery...

Instead, simply call your local stylist today!

(The results shown are not typical - the customer pictured suffers from a condition known as Obese - Hair Disorder Type III, which is only second in severity to Type IV which is Woolly Mammoth - Hair Disorder. Most customers with normal hair may see a similar but less dramatic affect. This treatment can only be used for real weight-loss after a few years of regrowth. Prolonged use of this method may result in increased risk for baldness. Other side-effects include dry mouth, an over-extended neck from the sudden change in weight, and non-recognition by family and friends).